Drizabone?
Is everyone that wears one of the stinking wax cotton Australian Wankers Coats in the UK a twat? The evidence of the last few days has to be a resounding YES! Why get on a train with a thick waterproof coat and expect to sit next to some poor bugger that is already there, without taking your f*cking wet coat off! Because you are a TWAT, that's why.