Revised "Art" - Doctor, you didn't listen did you?

The previous post contained a piece of original conceptual art.  Copyright me!

 

After a discussion with the Art Inspector we came to the broad conclusion that something is art as long as the artist considered what they had produced was art and not simply their bedroom after they had got up, leaving it like a bomb had hit it.  This is now known as the "Tracey Emin Rule".

 

This revision includes extra detail to highlight the possible result of eating an apple a day. I conceived it as art and therefore it is art.