5 November 2024

"The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own satanic herd.”

"The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own satanic herd.” - Edmund Blackadder.

Mine is much smoother than that but sometimes the stress of simply making a change to the vehicle you own makes you feel like you are treading through a cowpat minefield.

Sorted today.  A total of 134 minutes of phone time! Luckily, my mobile contract has unlimited minutes....

Coming soon....



Nice Alloys.

4 November 2024

Motorhome Insurance!

What a fiasco.  I logged into the insurance company's app that simply takes the user to the internet and their usual website.  

One of the options is to amend your policy online, be that change of vehicle or address etc...   I chose vehicle.

Then entered the details over several screen about the (possible) update vehicle.  After about 15 minutes.... it can't quote for that vehicle and I need to call them.

As I had spent 45 minutes on with them at around 9.30am and was waiting for a call-back, this was the option the often repeated recorded kept telling me as it interrupted the awful "lift muzak" I was being forced to listen to on the line. 

If the guy at 10.15am had said that to quote they needed me to specify what tracker device was fitted then I could have saved another few hours of my life getting nowhere.

The Malibu campervan we are interested doesn't have a tracker.  It does have a Thatcham Category 1 alarm fitted and that comes with an immobiliser.

I found this out though when the call-back that never happened resulted in me calling them back at around 2.30pm. I navigated the queue and spoke to a nice young lady.  Went through all the details again, as it looks as though the morning guy hadn't entered much into my account record.  She went away, and that's when I found they can't quote as they need to know what tracker is fitted!

Whilst we were talking and she was putting me on hold to speak to her line management,  I was googling "the best UK motorhome trackers".

From what she said it doesn't have to actually be fitted at the time of the quote (!!!)  but it's a box that needs filling in to generate the quote.

Stupidly, I let her go to finish my research. Aaaarrgghhh.

The top selling and most recommended for a motorhome is the ScorpionTrack Motorhome S7. It's insurance company approved and is a subscription service.  The initial purchase price for the unit and its installation is £189.  The subscription works out at about £100 a year.

I called them back.  Navigating the options quickly as I remembered once it started to press 2. Into the queue.  It was before 5.30pm. They are open until 7pm.  Speak to a different woman.  went through who I am full name, date of birth, inside leg measurement, postal address etc.

Only to be told that there was no one to take the details of the ScorpionTrack Motorhome S7 but she will mark my account for the call-back.... She couldn't update the record with the ScorpionTrack Motorhome S7 so that when someone opened my account they could so the quote!

It's now 7.08pm. No call-back. 

Although I do now own a ScorpionTrack Motorhome S7 for a van I haven't yet insured and therefore can't drive home on the 12th November nor make it legal by paying for the UK vehicle excise duty (VED) or more commonly known as Road Tax.  

So it looks as though I will have to try again tomorrow.  I seriously doubt that I'll get a call-back and will have to start the entire thing from scratch!!!

Once this is over and done with, I can then get the installer to give me a date to come to the house and install the tracker onto the Malibu.

 

Squirrel Protection Racket!

The squirrels around here don't bother coming and giving you a choice. 

They simply come and bite off the perches that the birds need to they can get the rodenty little faces into the feeders and eat as much food as they can get into their bellies.




2 November 2024

Here's Paulie! Malibu?

Today after some shopping in Canterbury we had a little drive to Choose Leisure the motorhome and campervan (RV) dealers.

Over the last few weeks, and maybe months since April, we have lost a lot of faith in Marquis, the motorhome dealers, and Elddis, the manufacturers of Molly the Motorhome.

The full story will come out later when we have finally resolved the damp and the water ingress to parts of the body work and roof.

We talked about it when we were in Spain. maybe once the damp had been fixed under the 10 year SOLID warranty we'd look to get rid of Molly and by a campervan rather than a coachbuilt.

So for the last week or so we have been looking, off and on, on the internet for local dealers with vans for sale.

Should we stay with Elddis and go for a van, or move to a different manufacturer?

We saw a few different styles and sizes of vans at the Norfolk Campervan and Motorhome Show in July. There were some layouts that appealed to us, and of course we have quite a few different vloggers we watch on their YouTube channels.  Some with vans and others with coachbuilt motorhomes.

There were really only two things that would influence the decision:

a) it has to have an automatic gearbox
b) it has to have a fixed bed

Most other things would be open to discussion ay the time.

Today we looked at a few different campervans and decided that we really liked a Cathargo Malibu 6 metre van.  It's white and I would probably have wanted one of the dozen other colours but they are quite rare used. I have seen a few YouTube tests where one was orange and black, and another metallic deep red!

The model we looked at is called "Charming" as it comes with a host of optional extras already loaded. It meets our two main requirements.

I feel a deal coming along!

Halloween Stalker!!



31 October 2024

Awaycation Summer 2024 - Aftermath

It's only a week since we got back from the Autumn trip to Spain and of course, France.  

It seems we have been very lucky.  The torrential rain and flooding that was forecast for the Valencia hit this week and there has been devastation.  

The area around Valencia has extremes of flooding and sadly, loss of life. The pattern seems to be moving north east and today there are videos and photos from Castellon to Vinaros with flooding and deep water rushing down the roads.

This is the area we have just returned from.

To use a oft abused phrase "Thoughts and Prayers" to everyone living in the area.





Amazon Delivery!

So there I was watching the TV. In my house.  We have a Ring doorbell.  My phone tells me that my delivery is going to be delivered from 4.15pm.  It's 4.11pm.

No Ring on the doorbell.  But it does notice someone has walked in front of it.  Amazon guy.  Dumps parcel down the side of the house.  Takes photo.

Email from Amazon arrives to say it's delivered. 


Clicking "No so great" actually seems to do f*ck all. Just takes me to the order page!





29 October 2024

MAGNews:Victory: Bath Council backs down on emission-based motorcycle parking charges

Bath Council backs down. Bath & North East Somerset (B&NES) Council has withdrawn plans to introduce emission-based charges for motorcycle parking.

B&NES Council said yesterday that amended emission-based parking charges will be introduced in January 2025. However, following a strong campaign, the Council has decided to back down on the motorcycle charges. A brief statement said: “Introducing emission-based charges for motorbikes has been withdrawn due to feedback received through the public consultation and technical challenges in providing them a lower parking charge.

MAG’s Director of Campaigns & Political Engagement, Colin Brown, said:

“We are delighted that motorcycle parking will remain free of charge in Bath and surrounding towns. But we need to be mindful that the statement from the Council suggests we have won on a technicality rather than winning in principle. We must remain vigilant for a renewed attempt to introduce charges for motorcycles further down the line.”

The Council statement went further on the question of motorcycle charges saying: “The council plans on reviewing those proposed charges through a new consultation process at a later date.”

One key element of the argument against the charges was the lack of data held by the DVSA on motorcycle CO2 emissions. A Freedom of Information request showed that emissions data is held for less than 10% of registered motorcycles. This lack of data is likely to be the ‘technical challenge’ mentioned in the Council’s statement. The original plan, in the absence of DVSA records, would have seen a system for motorcycles relating to engine capacity with a 50cc moped charged the same as a 1550cc car and a 600cc motorcycle charged the same as a car over 2950cc.

It seems likely that the Council will want to consult on an amended mapping of motorcycle engine capacity to CO2 emissions.

MAG’s Political Officer for the region, Geoff Mills, said:

“It is wonderful news that we have at least won a reprieve, but we should not fool ourselves into thinking that the war is over. This has been a successful opening skirmish, but clearly the Council plan to return to the matter in the future. I would like to thank all those who responded to the consultation, signed petitions and wrote to their Councillors. We have shown that we can be an effective lobby. But we cannot assume that this issue will not return. We must be ready.”

 

26 October 2024

MAG will fight underhanded motorcycle parking policy changes in Leeds

Leeds and Bradford MAG will fight Leeds City Council’s underhanded motorcycle parking policy changes.  The Council announced plans to charge for car parking whilst neglecting to mention that plans cover motorcycles too.

 Leeds and Bradford MAG (L&B MAG) is gearing up to resist a covert policy change on motorcycle parking charges by Leeds City Council.  Plans announced by the City Council will introduce car parking charges at three parks in the city.  Despite there being no reference to motorcycles in the consultation documentation, L&B MAG sought reassurances that motorcycles would not be affected.

In a shocking response the council said: “We can confirm that at present the proposals within the parking order do include motorcycles under the definition of a motor vehicle as being expected to pay for parking.”

Thanks to extreme diligence L&B MAG has uncovered this decision which contravenes current policy to allow motorcycles free parking throughout the city.  Leeds & Bradford MAG Local Campaigns Officer, Marcus Houlden, stated:

“This is extremely disappointing. The documents in this proposal make no reference to motorcycles. They concentrate on car use. Parking for motorcycles has always been treated separately by the Highways and Transportation department. I have been assured in numerous meetings with traffic planners that motorcycle parking would remain free of charge. I do not entirely understand how the Environment, Housing and Communities department seems to have developed its own independent policy. It is not a minor subclause of a traffic regulation order. It represents a major change to Leeds motorcycle parking policy.”

The Traffic Regulation Order (TRO) consultations are open until 10th October.  L&B MAG is encouraging riders to send objections to the proposal to include motorcycles in these charges via email. Objections should be sent by email to goldenacre.parking@leeds.gov.uk, middleton.parking@leeds.gov.uk and chevin.parking@leeds.gov.uk.

Whilst L&B MAG is a listed consultee for Leeds Highways TROs, the park TROs are being handled by the Environment, Housing and Communities department.  These proposals almost slipped through without MAG being alerted and without consultation on a wider change to the City’s parking policies.

L&B MAG will be using every possible avenue to get this covert policy change on motorcycle parking overturned.

Contact MAG at 01926 844 064 or central-office@mag-uk.org

Notes for Editors:

The proposed parking charges were announced in July 2024: https://democracy.leeds.gov.uk/ieDecisionDetails.aspx?Id=57556 

The announcement met resistance from local motorists. https://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/politics/anger-aired-over-parking-charge-plans-deadline-4794810  .

Comments on the Traffic regulation Orders can be sent to three separate email addresses: goldenacre.parking@leeds.gov.uk, middleton.parking@leeds.gov.uk and chevin.parking@leeds.gov.uk

Government's new Insurance Taskforce cautiously welcomed by MAG

MAG has sought and received confirmation that the Government’s new Motor Insurance Taskforce includes motorcycle insurance in its remit.

Announcements were made last week of the first meeting of a new Government Motor Insurance Taskforce.  The pledge to deal with spiralling car insurance costs was included in Labour’s election manifesto.

MAG expressed concern that all the rhetoric mentioned car insurance exclusively, as did last week’s announcements.  The Department for Transport (DfT) press release stated: “New taskforce is a major step forward in getting a fair deal for UK drivers by rooting out factors that increase costs for car insurance industry.”

MAG has since obtained confirmation from Department officials that motorcycle insurance is within the remit of the new taskforce.

MAG’s Director of Campaigns & Political Engagement, Colin Brown, said: “Whilst it is disappointing that we need to go through the process of ensuring the interests of motorcyclists are being covered in this work, we are hopeful that the work of this taskforce will reveal why the needs of the motorcycling community should be given much greater attention by the Government.”

MAG has previously demonstrated that motorcyclists are disproportionately represented as victims in Theft of Motor Vehicle offences.  Motorcycles constitute approximately 25% of all vehicles stolen despite only representing 3% of registered vehicles.

MAG also raised concerns over the lack of funding and focus on motorcycle road safety.  Statistically, motorcycles are the road user group with the highest fatality rate on UK roads.  MAG argues that insufficient funding and focus is given to this over-representation in road casualty statistics.

Insurance costs are driven by theft and personal injury liabilities.  Lack of action on these two key factors naturally leads to higher insurance costs.

Colin Brown said: “I have previously requested the opportunity to meet Louise Haigh to discuss the key issues that the Government need to tackle to deliver meaningful change for motorcyclists.  Bikers are voters and deserve to have their concerns heard by the Government.  We hear the news about a new road safety strategy and now this new insurance taskforce, but motorcycling does not appear in the headlines for either.  I hope that MAG can impress upon the Secretary of State why it is vital that the interests of motorcyclists are both heard and acted on.”